Legal Stuff
Last updated: December 2024
Welcome to moronslist. By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, you probably shouldn't be here. But then again, if you're considering paying to be on a list of morons, your decision-making skills are already in question.
moronslist is a satirical website that allows users to purchase a ranked listing on a public leaderboard. That's it. It's not a charity, not a donation platform, and definitely not tax-deductible.
moronslist is operated by an independent creator. For legal inquiries, contact us at hello@moronslist.com.
When you make a purchase on moronslist, you are buying:
Your rank is determined by the total amount you've spent. Spend more, rank higher. It's that simple. We don't judge. (We do, but we keep it to ourselves.)
Payments are processed securely through LemonSqueezy. We do not store your payment information.
Refunds: No. Your listing goes live the moment payment clears. You knew what you were getting into. The only exceptions are where required by consumer protection law in your jurisdiction.
EU Consumers: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that the digital content is delivered immediately and you expressly consent to waive your 14-day right of withdrawal under the Consumer Rights Directive (2011/83/EU). Your listing becomes active the moment payment is processed.
Minimum purchase: $5 USD. There's no maximum. We've seen some impressive commitment to questionable financial decisions.
We use magic links for authentication. No passwords to remember, no passwords to forget. Just enter your email, click the link, and you're in.
You are responsible for:
Your display name and message must not contain:
We reserve the right to remove or modify content that violates these guidelines. We may also hide listings without refund if they violate our terms.
You can choose how your listing appears:
You can change your visibility settings at any time through your account.
We may modify these terms at any time. We'll try to notify you of significant changes, but it's your responsibility to review these terms periodically.
We may also modify, suspend, or discontinue the service at any time. If we discontinue the service entirely, well, at least you got to be on a list for a while.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, moronslist is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We are not liable for:
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability is limited to the amount you paid us. Which, let's be honest, you weren't expecting to see again anyway.
Nothing in these terms excludes or limits liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, fraud, or any other liability that cannot be excluded by law.
You must be at least 18 years old to use this service. We don't want to be responsible for teaching minors about poor financial decisions. They'll learn that on their own soon enough.
These terms are governed by the laws of Germany, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising from these terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in Germany.
If you are a consumer in the European Union, you retain any mandatory protections provided by the laws of your country of residence. Nothing in these terms affects your statutory rights as a consumer.
All content on moronslist, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, and software, is the property of moronslist or its licensors and is protected by intellectual property laws.
You retain ownership of any content you submit (your name, message, links). By submitting content, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to display that content on the platform as part of your listing.
You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without explicit permission. But honestly, why would you want to?
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless moronslist and its creator from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from your use of the service, your content, or your violation of these terms.
In plain English: if your listing causes legal trouble, that's on you.
Questions about these terms? Regrets about your purchase? Existential crisis about why you're reading legal documents on a satire website?
Email us at hello@moronslist.com