TERMS OF SERVICE

1. Overview

Welcome to moronslist. By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, you probably shouldn't be here. But then again, if you're considering paying to be on a list of morons, your decision-making skills are already in question.

moronslist is a satirical website that allows users to purchase a ranked listing on a public leaderboard. That's it. It's not a charity, not a donation platform, and definitely not tax-deductible.

moronslist is operated by an independent creator. For legal inquiries, contact us at hello@moronslist.com.

2. What You're Buying

When you make a purchase on moronslist, you are buying:

• A ranked position on our public leaderboard
• The ability to display a name (real or fake)
• The ability to add a message visible to visitors
• The ability to link to your website or social media
• Bragging rights of questionable value

Your rank is determined by the total amount you've spent. Spend more, rank higher. It's that simple. We don't judge. (We do, but we keep it to ourselves.)

3. Payment & Refunds

Payments are processed securely through LemonSqueezy. We do not store your payment information.

Refunds: No. Your listing goes live the moment payment clears. You knew what you were getting into. The only exceptions are where required by consumer protection law in your jurisdiction.

EU Consumers: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that the digital content is delivered immediately and you expressly consent to waive your 14-day right of withdrawal under the Consumer Rights Directive (2011/83/EU). Your listing becomes active the moment payment is processed.

Minimum purchase: $5 USD. There's no maximum. We've seen some impressive commitment to questionable financial decisions.

4. Your Account

We use magic links for authentication. No passwords to remember, no passwords to forget. Just enter your email, click the link, and you're in.

You are responsible for:

• Keeping your email secure
• Any activity that occurs under your account
• Not sharing magic links with others

5. Content Guidelines

Your display name and message must not contain:

• Hate speech or discrimination
• Threats or harassment
• Illegal content
• Spam or excessive self-promotion
• Impersonation of others
• Anything that would make us regret building this

We reserve the right to remove or modify content that violates these guidelines. We may also hide listings without refund if they violate our terms.

6. Visibility Options

You can choose how your listing appears:

• Public: Visible on the leaderboard with your chosen name
• Anonymous: Visible on the leaderboard as "Anonymous"
• Hidden: Not visible on the public leaderboard

You can change your visibility settings at any time through your account.

7. Modifications

We may modify these terms at any time. We'll try to notify you of significant changes, but it's your responsibility to review these terms periodically.

We may also modify, suspend, or discontinue the service at any time. If we discontinue the service entirely, well, at least you got to be on a list for a while.

8. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, moronslist is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We are not liable for:

• Any damage to your ego from being on this list
• Judgment from friends, family, or financial advisors
• Loss of faith in your own decision-making abilities
• Any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages

To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability is limited to the amount you paid us. Which, let's be honest, you weren't expecting to see again anyway.

Nothing in these terms excludes or limits liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence, fraud, or any other liability that cannot be excluded by law.

9. Age Requirement

You must be at least 18 years old to use this service. We don't want to be responsible for teaching minors about poor financial decisions. They'll learn that on their own soon enough.

10. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of Germany, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising from these terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in Germany.

If you are a consumer in the European Union, you retain any mandatory protections provided by the laws of your country of residence. Nothing in these terms affects your statutory rights as a consumer.

11. Intellectual Property

All content on moronslist, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, and software, is the property of moronslist or its licensors and is protected by intellectual property laws.

You retain ownership of any content you submit (your name, message, links). By submitting content, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to display that content on the platform as part of your listing.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without explicit permission. But honestly, why would you want to?

12. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless moronslist and its creator from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from your use of the service, your content, or your violation of these terms.

In plain English: if your listing causes legal trouble, that's on you.

13. Contact

Questions about these terms? Regrets about your purchase? Existential crisis about why you're reading legal documents on a satire website?

Email us at hello@moronslist.com