| Rank | Moron | Total USD | Last Incompetence | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
The Story Behind
A satirical monument to self-aware stupidity.
Let's be honest: people spend money on incredibly stupid things every single day.
Drugs that slowly rot their brains. Gambling, a system mathematically designed for the house to win. Overpriced NFTs of pixelated apes. Subscriptions they forgot about three years ago. Extended warranties...
So when someone asks, "Why would anyone pay money to be on a list of morons?"... because why wouldn't they?
What do you get?
A spot on a list. That's it.
The money goes directly to my bank account.
I'm an anonymous individual who builds websites as a hobby. That's it.
I created moronslist because the idea made me laugh. And then I kept laughing while building it. Writing the copy, designing the components, creating the IQ tests and games... every part of this project was genuinely fun to make.
If that wasn't clear, let me make it explicit: this is satire.
Throughout history, there have been many unofficial lists of people who did questionable things. Lists where everyone looks at the names and thinks, "Yeah, that tracks."
People who bought Bitcoin at $60k and sold at $20k. People who got "HODL" tattoos before the crash. People who fell for Nigerian prince emails. Beanie Baby "investors" who thought they'd retire on stuffed animals. Toilet paper hoarders of 2020. Pet rock buyers of 1975.
Those lists exist whether we like it or not. People remember. The internet remembers.
moronslist is different. This is opt-in stupidity. Nobody ends up here by accident. Nobody gets added against their will. You have to actively choose to be here. You have to want it.
You chose this. I don't know why. You don't know why. Nobody knows why. And yet here we are.
Surprisingly, kind of. But mostly no.
Leave a message
Your words, visible to the world. This one's actually real.
Link your stuff
Website, social media, whatever. Free advertising, technically.
Get into a list
If you've never been on one, now's your chance.
Get ranked by luck
You need a negative IQ to do this, but somehow earned money with that IQ. I call that luck.
Is this a good investment? Absolutely not.
Will you do it anyway? Probably.
This website is a monument to the fact that people spend money on the dumbest things when they have too much of it and too little sense.
500 dollar spaghetti at fancy restaurants. Gold-covered steak at Salt Bae's. Flying to Japan to eat wagyu that's 97% fat. Paying 500 dollars for 20 grams of caviar and pretending it's actually tasty.
At least people in our list are honest about being stupid.
And hey, when a Karen calls you a "moron" in a random fight, you might as well proudly state your rank. That's something.
If you're reading this and thinking, "This is stupid", you're absolutely right. That's the entire point.
If you're reading this and thinking, "I kind of want to join", welcome. You might just be our kind of moron.
And just so we're clear...
I'll get a lambo thanks to your inability of making healthy financial decisions.
(Maybe lambos? Depends on how much unable you are.)
Your rank awaits.