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How It Works

Get on the leaderboard in three simple steps. No passwords, no nonsense.

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1. Support

Choose your amount and complete your voluntary digital support via Lemon Squeezy. It's an immediate listing service—not a donation.

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2. Get Magic Link

We email a one-time magic link that expires in 15 minutes. No password needed.

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3. Claim & Customize

Set your visibility, add a message, and control how you appear on the leaderboard.

Security & Privacy

No passwords. We use magic links for authentication. Each link is single-use and expires in 15 minutes.

Secure payments. All payment processing is handled by Lemon Squeezy. We never see or store your payment details.

Your data, your control. Choose Public, Anonymous, or Hidden visibility. You can update or delete your profile anytime.

Adults only. By continuing you confirm you're 18+ or have guardian consent, and you agree to keep things respectful. Moderation tools are a click away.

Rankings Explained

Leaderboard rankings are based on total lifetime USD support. All donations are converted to USD at the transaction-time exchange rate.

Tie-breakers: If two supporters have the same total, we rank by recency of last donation, then by account creation date.

Front page: The top 50 supporters appear on the homepage. Rankings update every 60 seconds.

Badges

Earn badges based on your total USD support. Badges appear on your profile and in the leaderboard.

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Silly Moron

$50+ total

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Dizzy Moron

$250+ total

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Legendary Moron

$1,000+ total

What You're Buying (Plain Language)

When you hit support, you're purchasing an immediate, intangible digital service: a ranked listing on Moronslist plus profile controls. There's no physical good, no donation receipt, and we deliver the service as soon as the payment clears.

  • No refunds, except where consumer law requires one. The listing is live the moment the webhook lands.
  • Not tax-deductible. This is satire and a voluntary support purchase, not a charity gift.
  • Self-listing only. You can go public, anonymous, or hidden whenever you like, but you can't nominate other people.
  • Checkout is handled by Lemon Squeezy. They surface the final price (including taxes/VAT) and process the card. The on-site jokes stop at the paywall.

If you're in the EU or Türkiye, you'll see a checkbox asking you to request immediate access and acknowledge that you lose the standard 14-day withdrawal right once the payment runs. We collect that consent before proceeding so we can deliver instantly.

Need the fine print? Check our terms, refund & withdrawal policy, privacy notice, and Merchant of Record details from the footer links at any time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know

Ready to join?

Support now and claim your spot on the leaderboard.

Get Started

You're buying a voluntary digital support that unlocks a Moronslist listing. Delivered immediately, not tax-deductible, and no refunds except where the law says so. Checkout provided by Lemon Squeezy.